February 2012
oh god my cat woke up and is staring at me as if she is gonna murder me slow and painfully if i don’t turn my laptop off and go to sleep right now
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believe it or not my cat bossed me to go to bed
she stood in the middle of it and meowed like crazy while staring at me
i grabbed her and put her on my lap trying to calm her down, she jumped back to the bed and started meowing again so i got up and went to bathroom in hope that she would leave me alone, she stood behind the door and meowed like she was agonizing till i got the door opened, i went back to my room, she came right after me, once...
my youtube home page is covered by videos with a “hey there Delilah” in the title…
WHAT’S IT LIKE IN YOUR VAGINA
ryansbussard replied to your post: ryansbussard replied to your post: someone please…
Not spell mere mortal, but a serenade by Samuel L. Jackson.
ohhhhh nice!
If I ever had a child.
I would leave one whole wall in my house completely clear. I would then paint on the top center “I will love you forever, my little artist.” And let’s say I named my kid Justin. I would buy a huge set of markers, crayons, and paint for Justin. As he grows up, I want him to draw and write whatever he wants on that wall. As Justin grows up, I want him to see the masterpiece of childhood, one that...
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ryansbussard replied to your post: someone please sing that Samuel Jackson song to me
youtube.com/watch?v… or just watch that.
that doesn’t really sound like a lullaby to me but i still feel more sleepy now, what kind of spell is this?
someone please sing that Samuel Jackson song to me
cause i really should go the fuck to sleep right now
TALKING ABOUT DREAMS
i have no idea what kind of dream i was having when i took my nap today, but when my alarm woke me up and i knew it was 4 pm and i had to be at work by 5 pm, my brain said to me “it’s ok, you can stay a couple of minutes more in bed because you are a boy today and don’t need to put any make up on”
then i woke up for real and could never remember what the fuck i...
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I’m a Girl / Boy.
I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
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just got home to bump into home-made bread stuffed...
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